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Riiley

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  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9775
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78746) - you deserved it (22077)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (74749)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (703033) - you deserved it (55985)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
927 comments

I agree, your life sucks (350971) - you deserved it (38717)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71065) - you deserved it (18403)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

#553935
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84273) - you deserved it (31478)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173565) - you deserved it (30347)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (394431) - you deserved it (89651)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)



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