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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
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Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm - animals - by sly - United States (Texas)
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