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Riiley's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 6:59am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by shocked / 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
by Puppy Loverr / 08/25/2011 at 3:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
by Andrew / 08/23/2011 at 10:46am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy
by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML
by sly / 10/25/2010 at 6:09pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…