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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Riiley's favorite FMLs
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by srloin / 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Love
by agent_awesome / 09/21/2011 at 11:25am / United Kingdom / Animals
by cjy152 / 09/21/2011 at 10:44am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
by socks / 09/21/2011 at 3:01am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Freechbear / 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by RebekahBrooke / 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 4:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
by anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate… Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we… Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears.…