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Riiley

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  • Town/Country : Orlando, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9442
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Riiley's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML

#18224310
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (2997)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27855) - you deserved it (7326)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11719) - you deserved it (41580)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

#17965758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9564) - you deserved it (23981)

On 10/12/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by spoiled22 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

#17965522
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33875) - you deserved it (3312)

On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36099) - you deserved it (10943)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8247) - you deserved it (39049)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

#17889582
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (4231)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32631) - you deserved it (4481)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34577) - you deserved it (11531)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (4575)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12520) - you deserved it (75532)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (4406)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35054) - you deserved it (7645)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

#17801637
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11572) - you deserved it (39448)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)



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