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Riiley's favorite FMLs
by heartbroke / 11/03/2012 at 6:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 11:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by maggierose171 / 05/19/2012 at 11:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
by yosenfal / 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 8:35am / United States (California) / Work
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by socially awkward / 03/10/2012 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by unlucky / 11/13/2011 at 12:19am / United States / Intimacy
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by kirrby / 11/12/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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