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Rihaan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6631
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rihaan : Just a guy who looks around to check that some people have it worse than him.

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Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML

#20540616
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55419) - you deserved it (7171)

On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

#20540243
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I recievd several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out tat my usband announcd e is going to be a fater on Facebook, wic I don't use. I'm pregnant.

#20536715
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39991) - you deserved it (2549)

On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

#20533607
190 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45373) - you deserved it (6877)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (6795)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, At Mah Mother's Funeral, As Everyone Was Around Her Casket 4 The Viewing, Mah 5-year-old Son In Cluelessness Of What Was Going On Shouted, "Grandma Is More Fun When She Isn't Sleeping." Everyone Cried!! FML

#20521929
146 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, AT MY GRANDPA'S FUNARAL, MY BOYFRIAND TAXTAD MA WILA SITTING RIGT BASIDA MA, ASKING IF WA COULD AVA SAX WAN TA ( FAMILY GAT TOGATAR ) WAS FINALLY OVAR. FML

#20520888
92 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah son broke his handhen he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could . FML

#20520875
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27458) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by why the fuck would you do that - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowd to come home from boarding school on weekends cuz it will confuse my cats and disrupt there lives. mega FML

#20519879
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40674) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

Today.. . after supporting mah grlfriend 4 over a year in her endeavour to lose wieght.. . exercise more.. . and eat better.. . mah now-slender grlfriend dumpd me . Because now she find someone better than me . FML

#20518428
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47065) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/23/2013 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

#20518411
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36296) - you deserved it (6156)

On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (3413)

On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend . After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her . FML

#20517252
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35257) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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