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Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5449) - you deserved it (83609)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)



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