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Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm - misc - by strokingitasitype (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
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