Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Right_Click

Search for a member

Right_Click
  • Town/Country : California, I have no idea
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Right_Click : Trumpet, Drums, Cycling.
I'm always on mobile FML. The "outdated" one.
http://firsttrumpet.tumblr.com/

Right_Click's last visitors

Spartancjmalex_avastbri5083Cuervo23vivaladinoSamLiveFree_77raphanne

Right_Click's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Right_Click's badges

Right_Click's favorite FMLs

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

#19424189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4234) - you deserved it (18944)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:12pm - misc - by strokingitasitype (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

#19274783
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4837) - you deserved it (18480)

On 03/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by Emma Five (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got back to work at my hospital after some sick leave. The first jackass to waste my time was a guy with leg lacerations. This, he claimed, was because he tried to break a samurai sword over his leg as part of a bet. It's day one and already I want to kill myself. FML

#19274332
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12473) - you deserved it (4174)

On 03/13/2012 at 10:32pm - work - by Simms (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
586 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17853) - you deserved it (38092)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (2525)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

#18990200
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11593) - you deserved it (21902)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

#18985606
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (5740)

On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (3342)

On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (48611)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39436) - you deserved it (2862)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27078) - you deserved it (4424)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21858) - you deserved it (5905)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

#18675762
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21008) - you deserved it (2672)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: