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Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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140 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by BNLM - United States

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am - intimacy - by laydeegaga -

Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

#8290111
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18498) - you deserved it (1992)

On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

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133 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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334 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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59 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

#7437528
103 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:25pm - health - by addie19 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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