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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About RickyValentine13 : imma big mouth,
and it gets my ass kicked constantly

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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

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