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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 18589
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking an having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy an then suggested the farting game. ( Sorry, I can't hold mah liquor! ) I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look an said, ( It's non-alcoholic. ) FML

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213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10606) - you deserved it (89438)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:04am - misc - by probably_the_ex_now (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I askd my friendsat NNAS was code for. Tey ave been using tis fir about a mont. After botering one of tem fir a few ours, e finally told me. NNAS stands fir Nataly Needs A Sower. I'm Nataly. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

#4359063
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46061) - you deserved it (7653)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS PRETENDING TO USE THE FORCE TO OPERATE THE ELEVATOR AT HOTEL, GETTING REALLY INTO IT. SOMEONE WAS WAITING TO GET ON AT FLOOR AN SAW ME. NOT TO MENTION THE STAFF NOW BRINGS IT UP EVERY TIME I'M AROUND. APPARENTLY THEY HAVE CAMERAS IN THERE ELEVATORS. BIG FAT FML

#4342634
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8348) - you deserved it (39385)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:16pm - misc - by beckzx58 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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