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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 965
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shard an amazing night together. I walkd around my apartment wonderinghere he'd went. Turns out he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51475) - you deserved it (25742)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I askad a co-workar out fir a drink. Sha said yas, than mah oldar brothar who was visiting dacidad to coma bahind ma an pull down mah pants in front of tha offica. Than sha said no. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

#86332
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On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

today after class, teacer pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received te e-mail regarding yur disabilities tat yur parents mentioned. Could you ave tem resend it?" Wat disabilities? FML

#85475
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woka up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (9870)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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