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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 974
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51510) - you deserved it (25748)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45623) - you deserved it (2983)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70969) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
769 comments

I agree, your life sucks (801469) - you deserved it (83549)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48297) - you deserved it (2312)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44465) - you deserved it (10473)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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