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Rich_Ass_Cunt
  • Town/Country : Mackay, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33174) - you deserved it (2613)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18196) - you deserved it (44713)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26101) - you deserved it (1692)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26101) - you deserved it (1692)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
116 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

#17093832
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25100) - you deserved it (2216)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by MIB (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

#17064042
87 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23459) - you deserved it (13747)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

#16580988
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11536) - you deserved it (43092)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13798) - you deserved it (53998)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (3603)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

#16559634
133 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30899) - you deserved it (7797)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
120 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -



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