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RhymePrime
  • Town/Country : Honolulu
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4842
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100889) - you deserved it (4721)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53437) - you deserved it (418986)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (438815) - you deserved it (71751)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22610) - you deserved it (30985)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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