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Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by insomniac (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML
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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I am claustrophobic and I freaked out and and started shouting for help. A 6 year old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by ToiletTony (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 5:13am - love - by flowerfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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