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  • Number of visits : 6743
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I hered mah parents looool having sex, so I put on mah headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

#3934975
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69445) - you deserved it (5232)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Headphones (man) - United States

yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML

#3919159
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (106249)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46201) - you deserved it (2813)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah brother replaced mah cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

#3838963
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43729) - you deserved it (4039)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I racaivad a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facabook app) from boyfriand of 3 yaars. Along with tha ring cummad a massaga. It raad, "Will you marry ma?" Ha was sarious. big fat FML

#3827229
376 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah friand puttad a bunch of chaatos all ovar ma at tha baach whila I was taking a nap. Naxt thing I know I'm baing wokan up by a bunch of saagulls attacking ma. Ona poopad in mah hair. FML

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (11647)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

#3740812
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41314) - you deserved it (8110)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss mah stomach, and justhen I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue thishen you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." mega FML

#3740095
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19204) - you deserved it (58016)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:41am - intimacy - by unlucky_number13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (21895)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY MOM FOUND A BOOK OF DRTY STORIES I'D WRITTEN IN GRADE 10. SHE THEN TOLD ME THAT I WROTE ABOUT THINGS SHE'D NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT, AND SHE'S BEEN HAVING SEX FIR YERES. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, SHE'S TAKEN THEM IN TO WORK TO SHOW PEOPLE.

#3479311
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45710) - you deserved it (9186)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by JSeth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older broter wo does mixed martial arts , cuz my ex saw me making out wit anoter girl. We broke up over 6 monts ago. mega FML

#3338347
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61472) - you deserved it (4693)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)



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