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RhymePrime
  • Town/Country : Honolulu
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5287
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20664) - you deserved it (27873)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

#4803927
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12832) - you deserved it (55384)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (3767)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my dad squishing my stick-on bra cups in his hands, trying to figure out what they are. He's an engineer who graduated from MIT. I still don't think he knows what they are. FML

Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

#4744238
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22015) - you deserved it (3677)

On 08/22/2009 at 8:43pm - love - by Loveless (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

#4738686
106 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
399 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

#4719032
158 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 9:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

#4680199
84 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
327 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (73126)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

#4661982
130 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

#4656654
67 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by burned_away - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

#4570949
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34967) - you deserved it (8917)

On 08/16/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by annabellebyebye (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML



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