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by Anonymous / 05/14/2013 at 7:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
by magomag / 05/14/2013 at 12:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
by culodegrillo / 05/13/2013 at 4:36pm / Spain / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 3:49pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Miscellaneous
by joeidk / 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
by wrongguy / 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by failure as a parent / 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
by FenRackety / 05/10/2013 at 8:37am / Canada / Animals
Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML
by Checkless chick / 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm / United States / Money
by serialkillingex / 05/07/2013 at 3:45am / Netherlands / Love
by clumsy / 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by FML136969 / 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on… Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his… Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his…
- Today, my boyfriend made a day trip see me at my university. My roommate wasn't there so we decided… Today, I work as a cashier at McDonalds. Some guy came in and ordered a $1.50 coffee and payed with… Today, I was climbing up a ladder to clean the gutters. As I was almost on the top step, my little…