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Rhian00
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29679) - you deserved it (45268)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53122) - you deserved it (15702)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
101 comments

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

#20966092
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (44823)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

#20953649
134 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

#20950354
82 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

#20925456
89 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

#20922441
84 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 4:22am - work - by Elcam (man) - Belgium

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

#20921212
85 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
86 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

#20907559
187 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

#20903440
218 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

#20903328
105 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

#20903036
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36904) - you deserved it (3399)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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