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RetardedChipmunk
  • Town/Country : Nowhere, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19582) - you deserved it (13646)

On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by americanbln - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)



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