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About Ret : Constant lurker on FML, just never bothered to make an account until recently.

I drew the profile image myself because the default question mark boring and I needed something to distinguish myself from everyone else. Visual arts is hobby of mine, but I don't consider myself an "artist" by any means.

I may seem a bit rude, but I'm not really that bad of a person. I just don't give sympathy to idiots. :P

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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36165) - you deserved it (2552)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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