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Ret
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 734
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ret : Constant lurker on FML, just never bothered to make an account until recently.

I drew the profile image myself because the default question mark boring and I needed something to distinguish myself from everyone else. Visual arts is hobby of mine, but I don't consider myself an "artist" by any means.

I may seem a bit rude, but I'm not really that bad of a person. I just don't give sympathy to idiots. :P

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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30984) - you deserved it (2217)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98169) - you deserved it (23540)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)



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