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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1989 (26 years)
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About Resistance2 : Don't fk with me and we'll be alrite

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Today, I finally finished my art project which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in 1st period to give it to her. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61248) - you deserved it (3356)

On 11/05/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML


I agree, your life sucks (38173) - you deserved it (2395)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)

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