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RequiemCube
  • Town/Country : Denver, CO, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1976 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 590
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (4597)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53445) - you deserved it (419053)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
832 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42648) - you deserved it (486233)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41015) - you deserved it (247581)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (462592) - you deserved it (574641)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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