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Remegy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9807
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Remegy : Nothing much to say...
I'm an avid movie freak
I like The Simpsons, Futurama, and House MD
And feel free to PM me if you want

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Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the looool passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away an we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

#796743
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74640) - you deserved it (5505)

On 04/04/2009 at 5:19am - animals - by cheaphubbyswife - Canada (Northwest Territories)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TURNED 21 AND GOT DRUNK AT A BAR . BIENG SOBER, I WENT THROUGH THEHOLE ORDEAL: CALLING A CAB, CARRYING HIM UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STARS, HELPING HIM BY THE TOILET, AND TAKING HIM TO BED . JUSTHEN I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP, HE GETS UP, PUSHES HIS SHORTS DOWN, AND PEES ON ME . TWICE . FML

#796639
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98389) - you deserved it (7847)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend looool was in te sower, and I decided to go join im!! I took all my clotes off and stepped into te batroom!! I slipped on some water, and ended up itting my ead on te toilet and passing out!! Wen I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in is towel!! Wrong person!! FML

#796416
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77004) - you deserved it (42270)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my grandma gave me te 'abstinence' speec!! I ad tougt se already left to go back to FL but ten came into my room to tell me ow proud se was of me to keep my vrginity!! I was doing it doggie-style wit my boyfriend!! FML

#795380
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (85163)

On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18457)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . mah siblings came home for the weekend . At dinner.. . mah dad started complaining at how one of mah siblings had gotten looool fired.. . one was failing college.. . an the other was gay . He went on to say I was 17 an already had a bright future . I'm pregnant . FML

#792212
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45659) - you deserved it (54296)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passd by all of the naughty peep shows with poster of nakd women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, mah dad asks me if that was the first pair of boobs I have seen. My mom buttd in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

#786946
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72443) - you deserved it (25814)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I mat mah girlfriand's parant fir tha first tima ovar dinnar . In ordar to maka a good imprassion I was as polita as possibla and triad to ba as angaging as I could . Naar tha and of dinnar mah girlfriand's mom says, "I likad yur old boyfriand battar." FML

#785377
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57152) - you deserved it (2959)

On 04/03/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by str3tch - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... my friends were looool being rude to me... so I decidd to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he poppd a pimple on his face an tastd it. FML

#777672
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (172227) - you deserved it (30734)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my friends were looool being rude to me... so I decidd to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he poppd a pimple on his face an tastd it. FML

#777672
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (172227) - you deserved it (30734)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WAS IN AN AUDITION FIR A PRODUCTION AT THIS THEATER IN TOWN. THE DIRECTORS AT THE TABLE LOVD MY AUDITION. ONE OF THEM SAID "I'D LOVE TO TALK TO U ABOUT COMING TO TCU." I SAID "OH, YEAH! I KNOW HARRY PARKER AT TCUHO RUNS THE THEATER DEPARTMENT." I SAID THIS TO HARRY PARKER. MEGA FML

#774654
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10651) - you deserved it (85263)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm - work - by Zak (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I usd the community vacuum to clean my dorm . When spots startd appearing on the floor, I assumd it was leaking water . By the time I finishd there were tons of wet spots on the floor . Later I found out that someone had just usd that very vacuum to suck up vomit . FML

#773670
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60979) - you deserved it (4765)

On 04/02/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we sparrd fir Tae Kwon Do. I forgot cup, but I didn't think anyone suckd enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain fir 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she suckd enough to do it again. She did. FML

#763376
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60050) - you deserved it (28900)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, we sparrd fir Tae Kwon Do. I forgot cup, but I didn't think anyone suckd enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain fir 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she suckd enough to do it again. She did. FML

#763376
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60050) - you deserved it (28900)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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