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Remegy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8708
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Remegy : Nothing much to say...
I'm an avid movie freak
I like The Simpsons, Futurama, and House MD
And feel free to PM me if you want

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Remegy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110963) - you deserved it (11698)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122151) - you deserved it (22179)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56587) - you deserved it (4750)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (20910)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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