About Rekabeck : After checking out some other peoples 'about me's' I had no further inspiration on how to sum myself and the life I have been living for 17 years up in a few simple sentances. FML.
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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
by KarolBee / 05/14/2009 at 2:48am / United States (California) / Love
by ruvru / 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
by DL06 / 04/08/2009 at 3:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
by no_leather_of_any_kind / 04/07/2009 at 3:08am / United States (Oregon) / Love
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