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Rekabeck
  • Town/Country : Liverpool, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 16033
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rekabeck : After checking out some other peoples 'about me's' I had no further inspiration on how to sum myself and the life I have been living for 17 years up in a few simple sentances. FML.

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Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27208) - you deserved it (38729)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43061) - you deserved it (5733)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

#901241
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48219) - you deserved it (3386)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:13pm - love - by ruvru - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

#867066
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60135) - you deserved it (8926)

On 04/08/2009 at 3:19am - love - by DL06 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53507) - you deserved it (8645)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)



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