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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2002
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rejectofsociety9 : Nicky, 18.
Charming, sadistic, depraved, lustful, poetic.
I love to write. I love to sing. I love to go crazy to a good song. I like to take photographs.
I'm a bit of a whore, and despite wanting to settle down one day, I'll have plenty of fun before I get there. My ideal girl is just as much of a peverted, sexual deviant as I am.

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Rejectofsociety9's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66910) - you deserved it (15318)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

#4000566
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40252) - you deserved it (4167)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49987) - you deserved it (8235)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67765) - you deserved it (25938)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (81171)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2608)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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