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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2344
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rejectofsociety9 : Nicky, 18.
Charming, sadistic, depraved, lustful, poetic.
I love to write. I love to sing. I love to go crazy to a good song. I like to take photographs.
I'm a bit of a whore, and despite wanting to settle down one day, I'll have plenty of fun before I get there. My ideal girl is just as much of a peverted, sexual deviant as I am.

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Rejectofsociety9's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14098) - you deserved it (47457)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

#10761245
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21785) - you deserved it (37994)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

#8805170
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9718) - you deserved it (28731)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33437) - you deserved it (3825)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

#8439216
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23716) - you deserved it (4668)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

#7925125
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (3356)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

#7897076
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9335) - you deserved it (30185)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47041) - you deserved it (13444)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54614) - you deserved it (8451)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (15494)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (12927)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9895) - you deserved it (42292)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29020) - you deserved it (52726)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

#4555175
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47763) - you deserved it (22351)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)



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