About Reidar : I'm a guy... It's nice to see there are people having it worse than me, and that there are people who live in North America (why they live there, i don't know, but they will forever be a source of humor for the rest of the world)
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by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy
by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Eli / 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by ohaifml / 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
by -- / 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML
by only1bigdogme / 09/03/2011 at 1:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML
by whattalife / 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…