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Reid5
  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 April 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
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I agree, your life sucks (9142) - you deserved it (34469)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21296) - you deserved it (3288)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version



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