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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3819
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ReesieBanana21 : For starters my name is Reese. I live in Idaho (no further information given). I am 13 years young and going into Junior High. I want to be a Nurse and/or Mother when I am older.

On my status it says I am not sure if I am in a relationship or not. My love life is a total mess. Recently I realized boys are jerks. At least teenaged boys are.

I have ODC and Diabetes. I also am VERY dramatic. I will freak out if you are rude or mean to ANYONE. You may find me b*tchy when I am like that, but remember, I am a drama queen and have a very bad temper. Bare with me and you'll survive.

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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time fir us to leave, I saw him write something on the reciept fir our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. mega FML

#19483512
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (2317)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (3613)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom admitted tat te only reason se took me out 4 lunc was because se felt guilty over going on a massive sopping spree 4 my sister wile I was forced to stay ome alone. I tanked er 4 te Wendy's meal anyway. mega FML

#19478625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (1819)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

YESTERDAY I HAD TO GET STITCHES ON MY FOOT AND WAS THEN FORCD TO WEAR A PLASTIC BAG ON MY FOOT WHILE SHOWERING. THE PLASTIC BAG MADE ME SLIP IN THE SHOWER AND HAD TO GO BACK AND GET STITCHES IN MY FOREHEAD. FML

#19474483
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (3337)

On 04/15/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by Shone - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I arrived at work , only to fine my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors , an I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss , this makes me the obvious culprit , an now I'm suspended. FML

#19473815
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24303) - you deserved it (2323)

On 04/15/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by ... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mom started dipping into mah college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

#19472692
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24903) - you deserved it (1740)

On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Went To A Blood Drive . Te Nurse Taking My Blood Mentiond Tat Se'd Been Calld In On Er Day Off An Se Swore Se Wasn't Drunk . I Didn't Know Wat To Do So I Just Smild An Blinkd Back Teres As Se Savagd Te Vein In My Arm . FML

#19466370
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (2753)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . LATE 4 WORK.. . I CALLED MY DAD TO SEE IF HE KNEW WHERE MY KEYS WERE . TURNS OUT HE'D TAKEN THEM ON HOLIDAY WITH HIM CUZ THEY HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER ON THEM . REAL FML

#19466099
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25700) - you deserved it (1918)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today , my boss fred me because he wants to start dating my mother an apparently doesn't want it to be ( awkward . ) fat FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (1513)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I surprisad my daughtar by talling har that I'm going to traat tha family to a trip to tha Himalayas in a faw months. Sha promptly thraw a tantrum an listad har main raasons 4 not wanting us to go: "It's a fraaking dasart thara," and, "I'll miss tha naw Spidarman movia." FML

#19463259
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (3752)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Yesterday, mah fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27114) - you deserved it (1962)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, grlfriend saw the name ( Melissa ) on phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accusd me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormd out of house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. fat FML

#19459497
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (7818)

On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt



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