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ReesieBanana21
  • Town/Country : Why Do You Care?, Idaho
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1801
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ReesieBanana21 : For starters my name is Reese. I live in Idaho (no further information given). I am 13 years young and going into Junior High. I want to be a Nurse and/or Mother when I am older.

On my status it says I am not sure if I am in a relationship or not. My love life is a total mess. Recently I realized boys are jerks. At least teenaged boys are.

I have ODC and Diabetes. I also am VERY dramatic. I will freak out if you are rude or mean to ANYONE. You may find me b*tchy when I am like that, but remember, I am a drama queen and have a very bad temper. Bare with me and you'll survive.

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Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

#19566777
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24407) - you deserved it (3444)

On 05/03/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by savanna (woman) - United States

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

#19564735
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27795) - you deserved it (1934)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had to ring up our local competitors to get prices for paint. I pretended I'd just bought a house and was doing it up, and I actually got excited about doing up a make-believe house. FML

#19562532
63 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 7:18am - work - by tillyg15 - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

#19540770
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1699)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:52am - health - by mark807 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
157 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
135 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
151 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20701) - you deserved it (1566)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33839) - you deserved it (2533)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML

#19520981
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (1724)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML

#19520981
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (1724)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
152 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (2361)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
187 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States



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