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  • Number of visits : 3817
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ReesieBanana21 : For starters my name is Reese. I live in Idaho (no further information given). I am 13 years young and going into Junior High. I want to be a Nurse and/or Mother when I am older.

On my status it says I am not sure if I am in a relationship or not. My love life is a total mess. Recently I realized boys are jerks. At least teenaged boys are.

I have ODC and Diabetes. I also am VERY dramatic. I will freak out if you are rude or mean to ANYONE. You may find me b*tchy when I am like that, but remember, I am a drama queen and have a very bad temper. Bare with me and you'll survive.

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Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (273978) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

#97632
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I agree, your life sucks (273978) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I Was Finally Able To Get To Know A Grl At University Who I'd Been Eyeing Up Fir Months. We Had A Nice Conversation. We Discovered That We Live In The Same Area... And So We Talked About That. I Told Her That The Little Restaurant Under My House Was Really Disgusting. Her Parents Own It. Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (9419)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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