About Rednomad : I just like to read FMLs. And write a good one if I can just get it posted.
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Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)
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