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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RedTailBoa : I love reptiles, riding dirt bikes.

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Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit. After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass, I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45911) - you deserved it (4391)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (15101)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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