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RedRidingHood
  • Town/Country : *********, Us, Illinois
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About RedRidingHood : Ohai, My name's Kayce. My favorite color is green. :) I'm taken by the most amazing guy in the world. I'm slightly fake (I'll admit it) because I straighten my hair every other day because I don't like curls and yeah get to know me :)

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Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
69 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

#14969181
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
206 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

#14967945
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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