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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 April 1994 (20 years)
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About RedPanada : hey hey look me up on twitter (http://twitter.com/RedPanada) or deviant art (http://redpanada.deviantart.com/)

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Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48888) - you deserved it (9386)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

#2963436
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6871) - you deserved it (53453)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

#2963101
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35021) - you deserved it (7724)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML

#2959726
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40491) - you deserved it (4767)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by visn (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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