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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1989 (27 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RedNeckAndProud : Always looking for a good time..

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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 6:06am - work - by failedmusician (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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