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by peonypiney / 11/03/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by lynnie / 10/23/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 1:30am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
by cmd102 / 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/16/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Jessy / 10/14/2011 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
by Cassandra / 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
by Eet- / 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
by Anon / 10/10/2011 at 11:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right.… Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I…