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Rebberfoon
  • Town/Country : Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

#18051184
137 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. FML

#18039079
119 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
195 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
228 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
109 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

#17981114
79 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:22am - love - by Jessy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
190 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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161 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
147 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

#17951348
165 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

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128 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)



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