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Reaper5639

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Reaper5639

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1111
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Reaper5639 : I'm very chilled, always make the people laugh around me. I'm sarcastic, my temper is always on a short fuse, but I'm a nice guy. Hobbies are: anything physical and outdoorsy, boxing, gaming, catching up with old friends and I love working on my car. I'm a South African and I speak English and Afrikaans (it's a dialect from Dutch), I have a girlfriend and we have been with each other now for 7 years, she is my high-school sweetheart.

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28423) - you deserved it (5990)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

#20507167
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (40399)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

#20461359
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2792)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (32255)

On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7071) - you deserved it (61113)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML

#17539435
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (2722)

On 08/21/2011 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12428) - you deserved it (41598)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

#17538243
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12428) - you deserved it (41598)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58045) - you deserved it (7172)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

#17535698
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24072) - you deserved it (2056)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:35am - work - by cakehater - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

#17527227
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31871) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:20am - love - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30386) - you deserved it (4647)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60200) - you deserved it (3465)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (4471)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML

#17525503
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10550) - you deserved it (69300)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)



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