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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (34949)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (2283)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30052) - you deserved it (10674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

#17211353
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (3964)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44297) - you deserved it (4681)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40169) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37255) - you deserved it (5784)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (696048) - you deserved it (55847)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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875 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58661) - you deserved it (623570)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231916) - you deserved it (81175)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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