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RckRagman
  • Town/Country : Lowell, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 29182
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49656) - you deserved it (9804)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16119) - you deserved it (83675)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)



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