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Today, my friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing my hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
by TJ / 01/07/2010 at 11:50am / India (Maharashtra) / Miscellaneous
by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ScarredForLife / 12/25/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Catholicguy / 12/20/2009 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML
by Mike / 12/17/2009 at 11:38am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
by WIIslave / 12/14/2009 at 2:49am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by AprilFlowers / 12/01/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by munnyfish / 11/07/2009 at 2:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by stick / 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by userrrrr / 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2009 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her… Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same… Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my…