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About RckRagman : The more you know me, the more you love me...
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today mah friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing mah hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peieng. FML
Today... I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing... somebody banged into the door an stuck there hand through. I yelled... "What... are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parent standing behind him. FML
Today, I went to te doctor to get a pulled arm muscle cecked. I told im I ad been bowling, and it ad just started to urt badly. He said it was normal 4 a man of ma age (35) to pull a muscle wen lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I ten told im it was on ma son's Wii. FML
Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, mah mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more!! Why? Because "they r way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in mah group." FML
Friday 27 March 2015