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RckRagman

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RckRagman

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  • Number of visits : 29998
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today mah friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing mah hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peieng. FML

#7198019
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (2715)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse!! FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33167) - you deserved it (5098)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today , I introduced mah family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. big fat FML

#6933168
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (10499)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44313) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today... I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing... somebody banged into the door an stuck there hand through. I yelled... "What... are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parent standing behind him. FML

#6792235
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13338) - you deserved it (47931)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to te doctor to get a pulled arm muscle cecked. I told im I ad been bowling, and it ad just started to urt badly. He said it was normal 4 a man of ma age (35) to pull a muscle wen lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I ten told im it was on ma son's Wii. FML

#6748353
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10052) - you deserved it (25956)

On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up early and made mah boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelld at me cuz it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes fir him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

#6550541
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36393) - you deserved it (6627)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went on a blind double date with mah friend looool . My date was actually blind . Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying . My friend laughed and agreed . FML

#6461991
52 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , as I was waking up , I let out a huge morning fart. When I open mah eyes , I realized that I was crashing at a friend place with four other people. Yep , they all heard. FML

#6191720
75 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I learned that if u make fun of a man for walking with looool a cane , you'd better be ready for him to hit u with it. FML

#5912025
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (151008)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I Found Out Tat Ma Grlfriend's Idea Of ( Wasing Er Feet ) Is Sticking Er Foot In Te Toilet An Flusing. FML

#5872159
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43279) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, mah mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more!! Why? Because "they r way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in mah group." FML

#5515863
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40131) - you deserved it (2961)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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