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RckRagman

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  • Number of visits : 30426
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 18 posted

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RckRagman's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

#14208425
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29065) - you deserved it (9820)

On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (6031)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11777) - you deserved it (61767)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

#12183114
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30070) - you deserved it (9053)

On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

#12183114
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30070) - you deserved it (9053)

On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15049) - you deserved it (123579)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

#12049676
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (4299)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by coffee_princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44329) - you deserved it (8881)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10445) - you deserved it (36629)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

#8372297
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (11139)

On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

#8051143
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37572) - you deserved it (3493)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

#7469171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (44999)

On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (3815)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11921) - you deserved it (40874)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30422) - you deserved it (3865)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom



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