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Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start loosing wieght. I went outside fir my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (7274)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, dad took me to a bar 4 first legal drink!! He quickly got "drunk" an startd slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too looool poor to pay 4 an abortion!! As I startd crying, he burst out laughing an said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

#21092859
98 comments

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On 03/21/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website 4 cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

#21031747
170 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I was painting cabinets fir te cildren's area in my curc. Wile painting, I droppd my brus and got black paint on aite part. I trid to wipe it off. Now tere's a very visible smudge tat looks lyk a penis. FML

#21019530
92 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. mega FML

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

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165 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me!! The handsome driver cummed out and asked if I was alright!! I said ( I am now ) and winked!! He said ( Eww no ) then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me!! FML

#20724353
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41176) - you deserved it (25811)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

#20724232
87 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, ma estrangd fater, wo is a cop, decidd to sow up to ma 17t birtday party. He immediately began arresting people fir underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

#20723133
213 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:16am - misc - by fuckyouverymuch (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out... I snatchd a pair of my wife's panties. Later... we had a cook out 4 my birthday... where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

#20721670
237 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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