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RawrToast
  • Town/Country : Bradenton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 10810
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About RawrToast : J'aime le fromage. ^.^

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Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

#11864546 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (11146) - you deserved it (19811)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by No.Life. - United States (Vermont)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

#11806163 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482 (414)

I agree, your life sucks (49526) - you deserved it (9522)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (13590) - you deserved it (41183)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (14179) - you deserved it (38948)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (56310)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (9571) - you deserved it (51598)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (54656)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

#249952 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (38280) - you deserved it (6736)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

#158758 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (16321) - you deserved it (30013)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (987)

I agree, your life sucks (48719) - you deserved it (274148)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

#12686 (16)

I agree, your life sucks (16756) - you deserved it (2157)

On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (4496) - you deserved it (19536)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (10378)

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