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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raum : California-based performer, seamstress, and artist

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Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML


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On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to Disneyworld. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year old man. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by disney - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)

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