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About RatRodInk : Pretty much love to chill with friends and do crazy things(rockstar life style). I'm an artist and I love it, I'll be drawing/painting, anything for probably the rest of my life. I also work on cars on my free time with my buddies. I'm into the whole rat rod scene and anything bagged. i Love music and i play tons of xbox. I also hit the gym like every day, I'm sorta addicted. thats pretty much it, message me @ firstname.lastname@example.org if you wana know more.
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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
Friday 28 August 2015