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RatRodInk
  • Town/Country : 719, United states of Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 445
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RatRodInk : Pretty much love to chill with friends and do crazy things(rockstar life style). I'm an artist and I love it, I'll be drawing/painting, anything for probably the rest of my life. I also work on cars on my free time with my buddies. I'm into the whole rat rod scene and anything bagged. i Love music and i play tons of xbox. I also hit the gym like every day, I'm sorta addicted. thats pretty much it, message me @ slick844hotrod@hotmail.com if you wana know more.

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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

#17809481
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27247) - you deserved it (12298)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:08pm - misc - by disappointed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

#17431204
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29491) - you deserved it (4044)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25852) - you deserved it (4475)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

#15835371
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38044) - you deserved it (5886)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by samikai523 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML

#15399949
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42636) - you deserved it (3596)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

#14111441
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30782) - you deserved it (3961)

On 12/06/2010 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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