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RaspberryCookies
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 April 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27999) - you deserved it (5974)

On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34885) - you deserved it (10019)

On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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