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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Rapezilla101 : Cats ^._.^ & metal \m/

(Username's just a joke people, calm down)

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Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18931) - you deserved it (24188)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27574) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38513) - you deserved it (3939)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (491123) - you deserved it (33967)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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